It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I need to wash the frat house off of me
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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