so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
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