She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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