ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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