Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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