Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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