once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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