i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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