Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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