these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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