Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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