And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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