A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Blood and glitter go together right?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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