I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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