UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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