I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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