What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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