I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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