don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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