I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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