saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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