We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Banned from zoo.
Again?
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
