i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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