dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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