Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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