Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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