At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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