Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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