someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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