Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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