Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
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