One girl and one boy is just not enough.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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