So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize
