he wants to bone in the snuggie
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
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