we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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