Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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