You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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