Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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