hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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