Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
and i looked up. we had an audience...
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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