How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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