Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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