I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
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