It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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