Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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