i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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