Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I need help removing her.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
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