i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Randomize
