I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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