So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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